Review: In One Person by John Irving

Book: In One Person (Powell’s) (Amazon) (Kindle)

Author: John Irving

Published: May 2012 by Simon & Schuster, 448 pages

Date read: May 2012

First lines: ”I’m going to begin by telling you about Miss Frost. While I say to everyone that I became a writer because I read a certain novel by Charles Dickens at the formative age of fifteen, the truth is I was younger than that when I first met Miss Frost and imagined having sex with her, and this moment of my sexual awakening also marked the fitful birth of my imagination.”

Genre/Rating: Literary Fiction; 4.5/5 adolescent boys flirting with one another using risqué lines from romantic German poetry

I have to be honest. I’m an unabashed Irving fan. My favorite book of all time, as I’ve told you before? A Prayer for Owen Meany. I also love The World According to Garp more than almost anything, and A Widow for One Year makes my heart swell.

That being said, his most recent books have left me a little cold. The Fourth Hand, Until I Find You, Last Night in Twisted River – fine, but they didn’t leave me with the soaring joy of his earlier work. I was excited when I heard about In One Person, but tentatively so.

I was wrong to be tentative. I gladly admit my mistake.

Billy Abbott grows up in a small town in Vermont, living with his mother and grandparents. His father has long since left under mysterious circumstances. His grandfather is well-known for taking female roles in the local community theater. Billy grows up surrounded by domineering women and men who do what they are asked, and realizes, as he matures, two things: one, he has a tendency to develop crushes on what he calls “the wrong people” (the librarian who is his mother’s age; boys in his class) and, two, his family are keeping a lot of secrets from him. It’s a small town, though. Secrets have a way of getting out, and secrets that have been kept under wraps for a very long time have a way of exploding once exposed to the light.

We follow Billy from his pre-teen years to his late sixties, through his sexual awakening, his college years. We see the world through his eyes, the all-boys school, his relationships as they begin and end, his friendships, his career, the AIDS epidemic of the 80s, his family as they pull together and fall apart, and, most importantly, Billy as he finds himself. We grow to know all of these people as if they are our family: Billy; his fiercely loyal best friend Elaine; Kittredge, the cruelly beautiful boy they both love for the rest of their lives; Billy’s grandfather, who refuses to conform to what a small town expects of him; Billy’s quiet, desperately lonely friend Tom; Miss Frost, the proud town librarian. The book also brings up some serious topics: what’s normal? What do we inherit and what do we learn? How can we teach tolerance? What is love, and how does it present itself? Is it ever wrong, when it does?

If you’re looking for the traditional Irving touchstones, you won’t be disappointed (have you seen that Wikipedia actually has a CHART of them? It makes me laugh): you’ve got Vienna, younger man/older woman, community theater, writer as narrator, wrestling, an all-boys school, strong female role models. All the water Irving tends to bring up from the well. (Luckily, I like that water. I’ll drink it any day. I find it delicious. Cool and crisp.)

The only reason I knocked off half a star is because I wasn’t fully satisfied with the ending. There were two things I wanted to see happen; two bits of closure, I guess, that I was hoping for, and I didn’t get them. That sounds presumptuous, as if Irving owed me closure (I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!) but it’s really the only thing I found lacking in the book, and someone else reading might not have that problem at all. (I obviously can’t tell you what those two things are without spoiling it completely, as they’re two things that would have happened at the end. I’m no jerk!) Otherwise, it was such a satisfying read. Many tears were shed. To me, that’s a successful book, one that moves me to tears.

Die Leidenschaft bringt Leiden, Billy tells us in my favorite scene. A Goethe quote. Passion brings pain. That describes both the book and my reaction to it well, I think. Beauty that brought me to tears. I’ll leave you with beautiful German poetry. Is there a better way to end your day? If so, I don’t want to know about it.

THANK YOU. Thank you. Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou.

Remember back when I asked you guys if you would go vote for me to win that trip thingy to NYC? And you went to vote for me and told your friends and were generally amazingly supportive?  WELL. I am pleased and happy and ecstatic and overjoyed and (fill in happy-happy emotions here) that your votes got me to round two, where the content judging took place among 15 participants in each category.

And.

I won.

!!!!

I WON!

I’m headed off to NYC from June 3 to June 7 to attend a book blogger conference and also the Book Expo of America, where I will rub elbows with, uh, well probably everyone because I’m kind of clumsy and large and I run into people easily. While I’m there, I’m also going to meet up with Rob (for the FIRST TIME since we met online 12 years ago) and possibly Amy (if she can get time off, CROSSING FINGERS), and maybe Lori from TNBBC (because I hear she’s going to be there! I haven’t been able to tell anybody yet so I haven’t actually cleared this with her formally, ha) and WHO KNOWS WHO ELSE. I will take photos and get all of the free swag I can so I can do giveaways when I get back. Also, I will blog. Oh, what blogging I will do. I will try to do a post every day if I am not incredibly exhausted.

So, here’s the kind of dumb thing. (Dumb on my part, not on the IBBA’s part.) When I entered this thing, I didn’t actually fully understand what it was. I said, “Oh, I can win a trip to NYC and go to this book expo thing? SWEET, I am IN.” I didn’t even think about it or really fully look into it. I checked out the terms of service to make sure my content was appropriate (and edited out a few excessive swear words. Perhaps more than a few), then didn’t question it too hard. Turns out, erm–I actually get an award for winning? And they’re going to announce it and stuff. I might have to get up and accept it in front of people, too, which probably means I should get my hair did and buy a new outfit that isn’t a Walmart tank top. I was not aware of this aspect of the competition, although I guess I probably should have been, since it’s called the Independent Book Blogger Awards. I had a momentary dumb.

When I found out that IB had actually won an award, rather than just me winning a trip, I was–and have been–a little flummoxed. As far as blogging goes, IB is a new kid on the block. Our one-year anniversary is coming up on July 8. (Psst, also, we’re going to celebrate the shit out of that by giving things away.) I didn’t even know we could win an award for this shindig and I’m kind of in a daze over it.

(Also, can I just say? I have known about this since Monday and I have had to keep it a super secret. Tina, my contact, said I had to and I said “Yes, ma’am!” because you do not argue with a person who just gave you an award and a free trip. Do you know how much it has been killing me NOT TO TELL YOU GUYS? SO MUCH DYING. I have been ready to explode for days.)

(I did tell my mom, though. She lives in West Virginia and doesn’t even own a computer, so I figured it would be safe to let her in on it. She got all verklempt and told me I was the best thing she ever did. Then, a bit later, this:

 

I could feel my mom giving him the Wife Look from the other end of the phone.)

I have to thank you guys, most seriously. Not just for the voting, because of course that was a big part of it, but also for just tuning in. For being here. You keep me coming back here every week to write to you, to talk with you, to share our reading experiences. You inspire me to do my best to write as well as I possibly can and put out the best content that I possibly can. I get on Twitter or in the comments here and you make me smile every day. I write my ass off for you guys because you are the best. Thank you for being amazing and for inspiring me all the time.

You make me want to be a better blogger.

Thanks to my mom, too, who says she will actually get on the internet and read my blog soon! (Mom doesn’t spend a lot of time online. As she told me in a recent conversation, though, she definitely does know how to use the internet. She got a tad exasperated at me because I expressed surprise at her going online to look up the Super Moon. Mom, I did not mean to imply that you don’t know how to use the internet. I just didn’t know you were that interested in the Super Moon.) I get my love of reading, my literacy, and most of my sense of humor from my mom, not to mention my habit of fearlessly expressing any opinion that I might have.

Thanks to Goodreads and the AAP (Association of American Publishers) for hosting the contest and for choosing our blog. My contact with Tina from AAP has been lovely all this week.

And, of course, much love and thanks to Amy and Rob, my partners in crime. This is our award, all together. I hope I’ll get to see you both while I’m there–which, as cool as the BEA is going to be, that’s kind of like my real prize. I love you both more than books! Let’s just hope that NYC doesn’t implode with all of us being in the vicinity. It could happen.

(Special “You rock!” shout-out to @popqueenie. She knows why.)

ALSO, if you’re going to be at the BEA, and you’re not a stalkermurderer, I’d love to see you! (Time and stalkermurder status permitting.) Let me know and we can figure out how to make it work! I’ve never been to New York City before, like ever, so anything that involves a lot of complicated traveling will probably not be something I’d be willing to do. Also, my husband will be with me in the city, although not at the BEA. We’re both socially awkward. Doesn’t meeting me sound like a blast? WE WILL HAVE THE MOST FUN.

Thanks to everyone again, from the bottom of my bookslutty heart.

Reading Rage Tuesday: What do we do with David Sedaris–stone him or flog him?

When asked if these stories are true, I prefer to say that they’re true enough. — David Sedaris, in preface to a live reading of “I Like Guys” (from Naked).

I love David Sedaris. I’m going to say that right upfront. He’s my favorite writer. I’ve read his books to tatters, and I generally keep one on the shelf above my tub just to have something to read when I don’t have anything on-deck when I go upstairs for a soak. You may think that my take on this is biased, knowing how much I admire his work. As usual, though, I have a slew of supporting arguments on this topic, so let’s dive right in, shall we?

Melville House posted a very tiresome blog post today. Apparently, yet another writer has flat-out lied about something in a context where the material was presented in earnest; now, the wolf-pack has decided that it’s time to take yet another look at whether David Sedaris, ubersuccessful author and alleged lying sack of shit, could be cut down to size for exaggerating–and, in some cases, outright fabricating–events that happen in his books.

He’s not even relevant to the incident that kicked off the “questions” about his work, except that he is also regularly featured on NPR. The original incident centers around a radio documentary that aired on NPR. The “documentary” apparently got a little fast-and-loose with some facts detailing conditions in factories that create Apple products–and by “fast and loose”, I mean that the guy who created it, Mike Daisey, totally made shit up and then allowed it to be presented as journalistic work. (He later claims, “I never intended it to be true! I meant it as theater!” Yeah, okay bro. You might have mentioned that ahead of time to someone at NPR. I bet they would have taken notice.)

Apparently, this somehow has extended to NPR taking a serious look at David Sedaris’s writing. Because taking liberties while writing humorous personal essays based on your own experience correlates exactly to writing a fake exposé on the treatment of workers by one of the most powerful corporations ever to exist. Yes.

NPR, I am disappointed in you for contributing to this asinine witch-hunt. I know you’re trying to cover your ass after the Daisey incident; I also know that you know people have spent inordinate amounts of time trying to prove that Sedaris makes things up, despite the fact that anybody who has read the work with even a slight sense of humor could tell you, duh, of course he made things up. So, NPR, I’m going to help you and all of the other serious business journalists out there. We’re going to get to the bottom of this “Sedaris making things up and what we should do about it” problem. You and me, together.

I would like to first look at this comment from the Washington Post article about David Sedaris’s “realish” stories:

In an interview, Glass said no one at his program was concerned about Sedaris before the Daisey episode. “We just assumed the audience was sophisticated enough to tell that this guy is making jokes and that there was a different level of journalistic scrutiny that we and they should apply,” he said.

You first mistake was that you stopped assuming that and gave into a few hysterical voices. Clearly, NPR always knew that the stories weren’t meant to be journalistic (unlike the Daisey monologue-turned-”documentary”). So, why the correlation now? Perhaps a response to cries of, “But, but–OMFG this story that happened forty years ago to people I don’t even know and that has relatively little impact on the course of history as a whole MIGHT NEVER HAVE ACTUALLY HAPPENED!” O noes! We must get to the bottom of this! As we all know, entertainment should always be 100% fiction or 100% fact.

A prime example from the article “This American Lie” by Alex Heard, which examines Sedaris’s stories in what Heard clearly thinks is an objectively critical manner, is the Dorothea Dix story. In “Dix Hill,” Sedaris details his experiences as a volunteer who helps care for the residents. Apparently, Sedaris just went and changed all kinds of details, including how the building looked, and his duties there. Sedaris admitted to Heard that he had made a significant portion of the story up. Heard’s judgment: that Sedaris said in the introduction that the stories are real, and that much exaggeration was unacceptable for a nonfiction author. Sedaris himself said in a 1999 interview, ”Everything in Naked was true. I mean, I exaggerate. But all the situations were true.”

Apparently, Sedaris did, in fact, volunteer at Dorothea Dix Hospital. That was a true situation. I hunted up the original interview in which he said the situations were true; I found the original context interesting:

GI: Is everything you write fact-based?

DS: There are some fictional things in Holidays on Ice. Everything in Naked was true. I mean, I exaggerate. But all the situations were true.

Perhaps I’m splitting hairs, but it seems that there’s a bit of a stretch between fact-based and factual. Movies are often fact-based, but we all know that they’re dramatized. Comedians do material that is fact-based, but we know that they’re writing for the punchline rather than trying to give the most accurate accounting of what happened. I think Sedaris made a mistake by including–or, if he didn’t write it himself, allowing it to be included–the note about the stories all being real. (Notice he didn’t use the word “true.” Just “real.” Tricky, tricky.) I also think he made a mistake by not fictionalizing the name of the institution if he was going to insert information that wasn’t factual, since it is a real place. I’m not personally torn up about it, but from the point of view of the dissenters, those could be classified as needing correction.

Although some of his stories take greater liberties than others, others are absolutely quite true. Sedaris’s books, overall, are no more wholly fiction than they are nonfiction, as Heard himself found out:

In the initial stages–after my early score with “Dix Hill”–I was surprised to find that some of the weirder billboard events checked out. When Sedaris was at college at Kent State in 1976-1977, he really did hitchhike from Ohio to North Carolina with a girl in a wheelchair (as described in “The Incomplete Quad,” from Naked). His account of Raleigh community-theater peccadilloes circa 1972 (“The Drama Bug,” Naked) was an accurate smackdown. And, though I had limited success checking the family stories– everybody but David, Lou, and Tiffany declined to talk to me–there was apparently an episode in which an unidentified family member smeared human feces on the household bath towels (“True Detective,” Naked).

Even stories that Heard took issue with–”Dix Hill,” “Midget Dreams, Giant Abilities”, “Go Carolina”, and “Naked” are the ones mentioned–are rooted in actual experiences that Sedaris had. Sedaris did volunteer at Dorothea Dix. Sedaris did briefly take lessons from a little person, even though “Mr. Mancini’s” personality seems to be a thing of Sedaris’s invention (and whose real name, I must hasten to add, none of us would now be able to link to the character if not for Mr. Heard–I’m sure the gentleman appreciates that exposure if he’s still living). Sedaris was in speech therapy classes. Sedaris really did go to the nudist retreat, and even based one of the characters in the story on a person that the director recognized from the description.  Unlike woeful memoirist James Frey–who claimed time and again that his memoirs were factually accurate, while having written about things he had never experienced at all (like being in prison when he’s never actually been in prison)–Sedaris did, at least, experience the events he said he experienced. He has also always been the first to admit that he exaggerates. He even told the Times-Picayune he exaggerates “wildly.” This? Is not a man trying to put one over on us.

This brings me to a nagging question I have: when did “nonfiction” become “something that is absolutely true and 100% fact-checked approved”? I mean, granted, some books need to be true to maintain credibility. Books that present arguments or information as facts should be completely true–historical texts, political texts, scientific texts. Nonfiction encompasses a broad range of books, however. Cookbooks, for example, are nonfiction. Self-help books are nonfiction. Memoirs are classified as nonfiction, even though people who write memoirs often dramatize events to varying degrees to make them fit the narrative; memoirs also classify differently than “autobiography,” as a biography endeavors to be a factual account. To me, nonfiction doesn’t mean “absolutely factual” or journalistic in nature; it means, rather, “books that are not classified as fiction.”

I don’t consider his books to be fiction in the same way I’d consider novels or short stories, wholly constructed in the author’s head, to be fiction. I don’t think it’s fair to fiction authors to classify Sedaris’s memoir-type works as fiction. The process of writing fiction is wholly different than taking life experience and exaggerating it. If I were ever lucky enough to be on the fiction bestseller lists (which will never happen in any lifetime), I’d be pretty miffed if David Sedaris beat me out with work that he largely drew from his own life. Then the whole controversy would start all over again–”Why is David Sedaris topping bestselling novelists? He just writes down what really happened in his life and embellishes it! That’s not fiction! Harumph harumph.”

The Washington Post article discusses the dilemma at hand for NPR:

But the Daisey debacle has brought about a reassessment [of Sedaris's work]. Glass said three responses are under discussion: fact-checking each of Sedaris’s stories to ensure their accuracy, labeling them to alert the audience that the stories contain “exaggerations” or doing nothing.

I think fact-checking David Sedaris borders on absurd. Moreover, I’m not sure why people would want a factual recount over a story spun by a deft humorist. Sedaris excels at story-telling, not reporting. As for the last option, I’m tempted to say that it should be the best one, but clearly, this controversy will keep popping up until something is done. So let’s go with the middle one. Let’s put out the word that David Sedaris’s stories, while based on true life events, have been dramatized for narrative and comedic purposes. As far as categorizing his books, we’ll let him stay in the nonfiction category until the appropriate category has been invented (nonfiction entertainment, perhaps? Nonfiction storytellers? Dramatized nonfiction?). In the nonfiction realm, Sedaris competes against and coexists with writers who actually fit into his writing classification–humorists, memoirists, and essayists, many of whom also play with events to present the most entertaining story. If we changed him to fiction, he would be in a category with writers who have completely different content. I think this solution is quite fair.

What do you think? How should we handle the gray area between pure fiction and journalism-quality truth? Let me know in the comments!

Book Giveaway WINNER! for The Last Warner Woman by Kei Miller

Thanks for everyone who entered! We had a total of 39 entries (including your tweets and Facebook posts). Unfortunately, I could only choose one winner. (Sadface.) Don’t forget, though, that you can get 30% off of The Last Warner Woman until June 9 by purchasing a copy directly from Coffee House Press and using the code INSATIABLE30.

Thanks so much everyone!!

Oh, I guess you want to know who won, huh? The winner is:

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Miki! (@halftrick)! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!


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Congrats, Miki! Please e-mail us your mailing address at insatiablebooksluts@gmail.com so we can get the book on its way to you!

Review: A Series of Ordinary Adventures by Stevie Carroll

Book: A Series of Ordinary Adventures (Amazon)

Author: Stevie Carroll

Published: Available May 22, 2012 by Candlemark and Gleam

Date read: March 25, 2012

First lines: “Annie unwrapped her sandwiches. She had half an hour before she needed to be back at work, and this was the perfect spot for a picnic: a bench to the side of the building where she was currently working.” (Read the first story here!)

Genre: Literary/fantasy (short stories)

Rating: 4.5/5 pale pink toadstools in a fairy ring

(Note: electronic galley provided by Candlemark and Gleam)

Note #2: I just found out that this book has a Kickstarter attached to it to help fund the print run. The Kickstarter has some pretty sweet prizes, including exclusive digital content (content that, I have to confess, I really want to read), posters, a custom bookplate inscribed by the author to backers, and other neat stuff. I did not know about this Kickstarter until today, and it ends in THREE DAYS with $144 left to go. If you read the review and you think this book sounds good, do consider pre-ordering your copy through Kickstarter in the next three days to help them reach their goal. (I also think Kickstarter is an awesome way to get books and other media funded, and I’m cheering for Candlemark and Gleam for using it.) On to the review! Funded! Yay!

An editor from Candlemark and Gleam contacted me about reviewing A Series of Ordinary Adventures. We hadn’t had the opportunity to review one of their books because they work mainly in genre fiction, which we here at IB leave to the genre experts (who are not us). When telling me about Series, the editor told me that it had a literary foundation and pushed genre boundaries. We like that sort of thing mucho, so I agreed to take a look. You guys, I’m so glad that I did. I really liked this book.

Series could be called–and, I guess, will be called, as I’m calling it that right now–adult fairy tales. Not the Disneyesque idea of a fairy tale, where everyone is a princess, a prince, or a witch, and everything is wrapped up in the happily ever after; nor, I’d say, a story à la Brothers Grimm, dark and twisted and often tragic.  Rather, these stories about ordinary people finding themselves in magical circumstances bring Lewis Carroll’s Alice in Wonderland to mind. (Stevie Carroll, Lewis Carroll–happy coincidence?) The stories range from sweet to sinister, all teeming with jittery undercurrents; reading Series feels a bit like walking past a cemetery at the stroke of midnight. You hold your breath and listen to your heart pound; you giggle like a loon when you’ve made it just past.

The stories center around fantastic events woven seamlessly into the fabric of our reality: a temp worker battles a dragon; a lottery winner encounters a minotaur; a grieving woman hatches a mysterious creature. The stories are set mainly in England, in cozy villages and towns where people never seem to shop at mega-marts; modern technology, while not conspicuously absent, fades into the background. Carroll’s lovely characters and their peculiar circumstances come sharply into focus without the competition of hyperrealistic elements that might distract from the fantasy. We recognize their world as our own, but blurred just a tad. Just enough to let our imaginations follow Carroll down secret paths we wouldn’t have noticed otherwise.

One thing I loved about the stories, and something that made the stories work, was the flexibility of the characters to accept their new reality without having a nervous breakdown or refusing to believe that anything was happening. (Don’t you find that often ruins a story–when people slam on the brakes at any hint of the supernatural? I much prefer when characters follow it along to see what happens). Carroll’s characters were wonderful; writing fully-realized characters in a small number of words is difficult, and even as I’m touching up this review two months after I read the stories, I can still picture them clearly in my mind.

Another thing that I loved about the stories–and I mean, loved, loved, loved–was Carroll’s vision of sexuality and gender. Her characters often didn’t fall into traditional sexualities–not even “new” sexualities, which sometimes are written like buying soft-serve ice cream: do you want chocolate, vanilla, or twist? Carroll treats sexuality more fluidly, recognizing that, yes, under some circumstances, a gay male could develop feelings for a lesbian who, in turn, sometimes feels like a woman, and sometimes feels like a man. She refuses to impose restrictions on her characters, and under her deft touch, they blossom; we follow them on their journeys, happy when they find love and friendship.

If you love stories like Alice in Wonderland, or ever wished that you might read stories with two princesses or two princes, or just like stories where magical and unexpected things happen, pop by the Kickstarter and pre-order your bundle add this book as a to-be-read priority. I don’t think you’ll be disappointed; I wasn’t.

The Author’s Guide to Social Media: Goodreads: how to tell if you’re doing it wrong.

I logged into Goodreads this morning and found something highly irritating. Goodreads has a tool that allows you to suggest books to your friends. (That isn’t the annoying part. Stay with me.) Because I basically accept everyone’s friendship on Goodreads, I’m sure I have a few authors sprinkled in there as well as readers. I don’t go looking people up, I just click “accept.” One author that I had apparently friended took it upon herself to recommend a couple of books to me. Okay, that’s no problem in itself; I like hearing about books. The issue was that the books she recommended to me were both her books. When I saw them sitting there in my book recommendations tab, my eyebrows raised so high they almost lifted off of my face. What’s more, I’m pretty sure they were erotica. While there’s nothing wrong with writing or reading erotica, anybody who has looked at my shelves or read this blog for more than two seconds would know that erotica is waaaaaayyyy down on the list of things that would be appropriate to recommend to me based on my reading tastes and what I review.

I’ve been told on Twitter that if she had a proper author profile, she wouldn’t be permitted to do this. I guess she circumvented that by not claiming her author profile. I appreciated her chutzpah. I appreciated it all the way to the “unfriend” button. Click.

Since I became a book blogger, my Goodreads activity has gone up quite a bit. (I almost never used Goodreads before that, because I started off on Shelfari, where my book club is still hosted.) One area in particular where I have seen increased activity is author communication. I get requests from authors quite frequently. I do love talking to authors; the problem, though, is that some authors don’t understand how to use Goodreads to approach readers and bloggers without being . . . well, obnoxious. Goodreads has been advertising themselves as a great portal for authors to reach audiences–and it is–but, sadly, some authors missed the “how to use this site effectively, and what not to do” segment of the program*.

Don’t worry. I’m here to help. Let’s talk about the ways authors can effectively use Goodreads, and also what not to do.

The Good

As a self-marketing person on any social media site, the first step is to be yourself (professionally) and to be personable. Because this is a book-focused social media site, you may want to talk about what you’re reading as well as what you’re writing. Other than making you seem less “markety” and more like a person, getting involved on Goodreads about the things that you are reading will have distinct advantages for you: one, you’ll get more positive exposure, which will probably lead to more friends; two, Goodreads might actually suggest you as a friend to people who have similar tastes to you, who in turn might be highly interested in reading your books. I’d be much more curious to read an author who likes the same books I like.

The next step is to promote through the proper channels. Find groups that do author Q&As, giveaways, or feature books that have been submitted to them. You can also find bloggers through Goodreads who do the same. When you do find a likely group or blogger, contact them privately and professionally to tell them about your book. (Pro tip: when contacting bloggers or group leaders, it’s a good idea to be highly familiar with exactly what they do and tailor your pitch to them, rather than blasting them with marketing language. Referencing specific reasons that they might be interested in your book based on their past content is a plus. Spending your energy targeting just a few extremely likely candidates rather than trawling for anybody who answers will generate more interest, which will likely lead to more readers and more sales.) Be a consummate professional–but also be yourself!–through the entire process and you will look attractive to other people who might want to feature you.

Once you start generating your own fan base on Goodreads, you can use your blog to keep people up-to-date or start a conversation among your friends and readers. (I think you can also route in a blog feed from another blog–or perhaps cross post from your regular blog, if you want to tie that into your author profile.) Starting a conversation rather than just broadcasting is an excellent way to keep people tuning into your blog regularly. We all love to give our opinions about stuff, and we appreciate being asked. (One caveat: the discussion thing could backfire if you are extremely spirited and/or unable to agree to disagree with people.)

The Bad

If you want to make contact with readers, bloggers, or group leaders, remember that you need to start from zero with each one. (This is why it’s often good to contact readers through an intermediary, like a blogger or a group leader. Their readers already trust them because they have put in the time to build relationships with their audience. It’s like using an existing bridge to get across a river instead of trying to build your own.) Before first contact, we have no idea who you are and no trust built up between us. When authors do the kind of thing that happened to me this morning–randomly dropping your book recommendations without even a hello–you’re starting off on entirely the wrong foot and swinging our relationship immediately into a place of distrust. It’s much more difficult to bring a relationship back from a negative place than to start a good one from the beginning.

I have also been invited to a number of author-created Q&A groups for that author. These groups always feature authors I’ve never before encountered, and I almost always skip the group–even if I click “join” just to make the request go away, I never actually go to the group and participate. The thing to remember about groups is that the content is member-driven, especially if your group relies on members asking the author questions. As a potential member who has never heard of you, and who has many other things to do, I’m not going to expend any energy on this group. I don’t have any questions for you because I have no idea who you even are.

The Q&A groups are another area where it’s better to use a bridge than to try to build a new one. Do Q&As through existing groups and through blogs. Bloggers and group leaders sometimes get overwhelmed with requests, but it’s also nice for us (in my opinion) to have fresh content available, since we are in the business of putting out content, and we and our readers do want to know about new books. The relationship between authors and book groups or blogs can be mutually beneficial.

Finally, don’t make the mistake that many authors make–they go through and friend any- and everyone, or they blanket-target readers who like x kind of book by Similar Authors. Readers won’t respond to this at all because we can all tell the difference between being a “target market” and someone genuinely being interested in us. Making friends is a good thing–it’s a great thing!–but it has to be a genuine effort.

The Ugly

I wrote before about authors behaving badly; even though my part of the post took place on Shelfari, it links to a post about some authors who self-destructed on Goodreads and other social media. A lot of the meltdowns occurred over bad reviews. I freely admit, some people write asshole reviews. These are probably the same people who call up customer service and act like assholes or ask in restaurants to talk to managers over asshole things. Not all of the reviews in question were written by assholes; some were very thoughtful, just very damning. In either case, Goodreads isn’t the place to defend your work against bad reviewers.

Oh, you might be tempted. Even if you don’t go balls-out like the authors mentioned in the Goodreads-implosion post, you might be tempted to say, oh, hey, you know what I actually meant by that was blah blah blah. Don’t do it.

Why? Well, there are a lot of reasons; one is that you don’t really want to come off as trying to influence your reviewers. It seems a little shady and might cast your positive reviews in a negative light: did those reviewers REALLY like the book, or were they argued into it? Or did they right a good review to avoid an argument? The second is that you have no idea how that person is going to react. They might thoughtfully accept your point of view, or they might dig in their heels and press on. It could easily blow up in your face. A third reason is that arguing someone’s review will put people off. Everyone’s entitled to their opinion, and most of the people that you want to read your book also want to know that they can honestly review your book without you getting all up in their reviews. Goodreads is largely reader-driven, and you as an author want to respect their space.

To piggyback on that, it’s also futile to argue with someone’s personal experience. If you review a restaurant and say you hated their food, but the chef came  back at you to tell you how delicious the food is, that’s not going to sit well with you. It’s definitely not going to make you like the food. If it’s public, it also probably won’t sit well with a lot of other reviewers, who are going to empathize with the reviewer even if they disagree about the food.

I think it’s best to ignore bad reviews completely–especially if someone is being an ass about it. We can tell when reviewers are being asses, too. If a book has generally good reviews, and one person writes a terrible review and comes off like a complete jerk, I automatically ignore their review. A good reviewer is objective and relatively even-keeled, and most of us respond best to that kind of review.

Ready? Set? Goodread!

Now that you have some basic tools to help, go forth and Goodread with confidence. Just remember a basic rule of thumb: think like a fan or a customer, not like an author. I think this is the greatest key to using social media as a tool to connect to potential readers and fans.

How about you all? Have any Goodreads horror stories? Success stories? What do you love and what do you hate about interacting with authors on GR? Leave your comments below!

*I don’t know if there’s actually a program. Don’t go looking for one and then say, “But you said  there was a program!” It is a metaphor.

Book GIVEAWAY! The Last Warner Woman by Kei Miller

Good news, everyone! After I wrote my review of The Last Warner Woman, Coffee House Press contacted me and asked me if I wanted to join the blog tour for the book. After I read the description of what the blog tour would entail, I said HECK YES I want to join the blog tour.

What, pray tell, does the blog tour entail? you ask. I’m so glad you asked.

You may have noticed that the title of this blog is book GIVEAWAY. Some lucky reader will win a book provided by Coffee House Press. This very book, in fact. I’ll get back to that in a moment. The other exciting thing is that we can all win a little, because Coffee House Press has given me a shiny new discount code just for our readers. If you head over to Coffee House Press’s website and pick up a copy of The Last Warner Woman, you can save 30% off of the list price by entering INSATIABLE30 when it asks for a coupon code. That drops the price down to about $11.20, which isn’t too shabby at all. The coupon code expires in a month, so I’m guessing that’s June 9 for the last day to get 30% off of this title. The code only works on their site, only for a print copy of The Last Warner Woman.

Of course, there’s a distinct possibility that you will win this book for free if you enter the giveaway. Entering this giveaway is super easy. Here’s how to do it:

  • Declare your intentions of entering this giveaway in the comments below. BOOM. You are entered. (Make sure you give me a real way to contact you, just in case you win!)
  • Earn one (1) extra credit by tweeting about the giveaway and posting a link to the tweet in reply to your original post. You can only earn 1 credit for tweeting; no need to spam your followers.
  • Earn one (1) extra credit by sharing this giveaway on Facebook and providing a link or a screenshot or other proof that you have shared the giveaway. You can only earn one credit for sharing on Facebook.

I did NOT clear international shipping with the folks at CHP, but I’m going to go ahead and open this to people everywhere. If they won’t ship internationally, I will have them send it to me and I will send it off myself. You guys all rule too much for me to leave people out because of geography.

The giveaway will run until 11:59 pm on Sunday, May 13. Enter to win–if not for yourself, then for your mom. She would want you to win all of the things, and it’ll be Mother’s Day. Coincidence? Well . . . actually, yes. The timing was rather coincidental. Never hurts to make Mom proud, though.

Review: The Last Warner Woman by Kei Miller

Book: The Last Warner Woman (Powell’s) (Amazon) (Kindle)

Author: Kei Miller

Published: March 2012 by Coffee House Press (originally published 2010 by Weidenfeld & Nicolson)

First Line: “Once upon a time there was a leper colony in Jamaica.”

Genre: Literary fiction

Rating: 4.5/5 pretty purple doilies that your mother sends you off to market to sell

(PDF galley provided by Coffee House Press for review.)

The Last Warner Woman is one of those books you’re certain that you’re going to like before you even start reading it. From the first bit of the Amazon description, I was a go:

Adamine Bustamante is born in one of Jamaica’s last leper colonies. When Adamine grows up, she discovers she has the gift of “warning”: the power to protect, inspire, and terrify. But when she is sent to live in England, her prophecies of impending disaster are met with a different kind of fear—people think she is insane and lock her away in a mental hospital.

Exotic locales? Lepers? Other-worldly gifts? Mental hospitals? Oh, hell yes.

Even though I went into the book prepared to like it, I found myself impressed beyond my expectation. Miller immediately sucks you into the story with the tale of Pearline Portious, a girl who likes to knit brightly-colored doilies. Even though you could probably find a huge market for brightly-colored doilies these days (quick! To Etsy!), when Pearline had the idea, doilies were white and only white. When her mother challenges her to sell just one purple doily, Pearline wanders through the market, bearing the scorn of other artisans and the cold shoulders of shoppers who, quite simply, are not interested in her wares. She wanders so far that she stumbles upon the leper colony in another part of town. Soon after, her fate intertwines with the residents of the colony; she births a daughter, our heroine, Adamine Bustamante.

The story switches between a cool retelling by Mr. Writer Man, as Adamine calls him, and her own testimony of her life, which she sends nightly into the wind. Mystery after mystery about Pearline, Adamine, the lepers, and even Mr. Writer Man unfold easily, blooming with elegant timing and driving the story forward. The changing points of view presented a small speed-bump in my reading at first, but I figured it out fairly quickly and enjoyed the different perspectives: Adamine, giving us the soul of her memory, and Mr. Writer Man with his research and facts. The narrative-switch-up contributed to the feeling that the book had been researched and written as a non-fiction account, which I appreciated. Once I hit a groove with Warner Woman, I didn’t want to put it down.

Hey, you’re saying–this is a pretty gushy review, but you knocked off a half star. What’s with that? The only–or as Adamine would say, ongly–thing that perturbed me about the book was the dialect. Reading in dialect bothers me a little less than a lot of people I know because I grew up in an area where a lot of people speak with an accent, even though I don’t have much of one. (Unless I am talking to my parents. My parents have two different accents, and depending on which one I’m talking to, I’ll fall into either.) I didn’t think Miller wrote the dialect poorly, but it took me awhile to get into its rhythm; even still, it would occasionally jar me or force me to re-read so that I could translate it into Standard English in my head. If you’re a person who has a really difficult time with dialect, know that a good half of the narrative is written in a Jamaican dialect.

The Last Warner Woman ranks as one of the best things I’ve read so far this year. It had drama, intrigue, characters to love, characters to hate; I’m also happy to report that it didn’t drag the way some novels do that follow the person over the course of a lifetime. Miller is a relatively young novelist–only a few months older than my husband, actually–and I’m looking forward to following his literary career and reading some of his backlist.

Reading Rage Tuesday: If you do stand-up, you should probably keep right on standing.

Comedian

Hey! Don't you walk away while I'm talking to you, dammit!

Holy balls! A reading rage about books?! BLASPHEMY.Yes, today Reading Rage Tuesday returns to the roots from whence it came: bitching about actual books I’ve read. So, suck it, other reading rages.

(No, I love you, really. Don’t suck it.)

I am a huge fan of comedy, in case that isn’t absolutely apparent. I love stand-up comedy. I will sit down and exhaust all of the comedy specials on Netflix in an evening, even if I’ve seen them two or three times already. I’m not especially picky about comedy, either, as long as it’s funny; I love Bob Newhart, Bill Cosby, Katt Williams, Demetri Martin, Ron White, Margaret Cho (so much), George Carlin, Louis CK, Richard Pryor, Bill Hicks . . . . well, I could go on forever. That’s a small fraction of the comedians I like. I could probably do the whole post just listing my favorite comedians, drink a bottle of wine, and call it a day. (What–you don’t drink a bottle of wine every time you blog? If not, you’re clearly doing it wrong.) Stand-up comedy gives me joy in my life that nothing else can replicate. Well–okay, there are some things that come close. Like chili cheese fries. Not many, though.

Chili cheese fries

I guarantee the person behind the camera was smiling like a lunatic while they took this photo. Also, chili cheese fries may be the least photogenic food ever. I couldn't post a photo of uneaten fries because the photos all look like someone took a dump on top of a pile of fries. Just searching it made me never want to eat chili cheese fries--at least, not until I forget that search I just did.

Do you know what I don’t love, though? I mean, besides poo fries? Comedians writing books. Almost every book I’ve ever read by a comedian has sucked out loud. The only two books that I can think of off the top of my head that were written by comedians that I’ve liked–other than Steve Martin’s novels, which aren’t based on his comedy or his career as a stand-up comic–were Al Franken’s Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them and Bob Newhart’s book, I Shouldn’t Even Be Doing This! Newhart’s book was partially memoir, if I recall correctly; plus, he has a dry humor that translates well to the page. Otherwise, whenever I’ve encountered a book by a comedian, I’ve nearly always had this experience:

Me, at the library: “Oh, I love this guy. He’s hilarious. I’m going to read his book.”

Picking up the book at home: “I’m super-excited to read this. This is going to be so funny. I am ready to laugh.”

Reading the book: “Huh. I already saw him do this bit live. I think I’ll skip over this part.”

“Eh? That story was only two pages long and it didn’t even make sense. Where did that monkey come from?”

“Okay, this isn’t even funny.”

“Heh. That one was kind of good. Maybe the book is going to pick up now.”

“Ugh. Nope.”

“Why are all of these stories about monkeys?”

“I’m bored. Fuck this guy. I WILL NEVER LAUGH AGAIN.”

I throw the book down and ragestomp it a few times, then kick a few walls for good measure. If I was dumb enough to buy the book, it ends up under my futon (away from the real books) or becomes a giant coaster.

I know, I know–I’m setting myself up to get a flood of comments (and flood probably means about three) about how this comedian or that comedian (probably George Carlin) writes awesome books. Mind-blowing braingasm books. Books so funny you might need medical attention when you bust a gut laughing. Although I give Carlin a pass for not having read one of his books for 12 years now–therefore not being able to report accurately about the state of his written hilarity–I just don’t see it in most comedians’ books. They don’t make me laugh at all, whereas authors like Terry Pratchett and Christopher Moore make me look like an imbecile if I read them in public, cackling and muttering to myself, “Oh, that was GOOD. You, sir, are a genius.” Also, there might be knee-slapping. (This all comes in handy when I want to keep people from sitting next to me on the bus.)

I'm quite certain this is how I look to other people when I read funny books in public. I always have the crazy-eyes, though.

I’ll pick on Bill Cosby for a minute, since I have recently read one of his books. Also, since he’s so successful, it won’t matter if I pick on him; if he had an issue with me, he could crush me like one of those bugs they were using to dye the strawberry Frappuccinos pink and I wouldn’t even care because OMFG BILL COSBY WOULD KNOW I EXIST. I don’t know if Bill Cosby as a comedian is en vogue with my fellow Gen Y’s; I only started watching his stand-up somewhat recently, despite having grown up loving his show on TV. YouTube is my go-to for comedy after I’ve run out of legit specials on the ‘flix; once I hit the poorly-designed “Ultra Mega Comedy Tour 1997 Featuring One Comedian You Might Have Heard of Once and Four People We Pulled Off the Sidewalk” titles, over to YouTube I go. That’s where I saw his specials Himself and 49, the latter of which includes his bit about going to the optometrist to get trifocals. I laughed so hard I almost peed.

I posted you this video so I don’t have to make a joke here. TRULY I AM AMAZING.

So how amazeballs-excited was I to run across a copy of one of his books at the thrift store? SO EXCITE. Excited enough that I put aside the ickiness that I feel when I read old books. I hate reading super dusty books. I always feel like a battalion of mites and germs is marching into my body with a singular mission to infect me with musty diseases–a mission from which they will not be dissuaded at any cost. (Yes, I am the one reader on the face of the planet who hates old books. If you ever wondered who that person was, that’s me. I’M A FREAK.)

Still, I bought the book. I started reading the book. I was even in my favorite reading spot: the bathtub.

I realized a few chapters in that all of the material came from the stand-up specials that I’d seen previously. Even worse, it wasn’t funny in written format. The timing that Bill Cosby nails in his stage act had died. It was comedy roadkill. I think that’s what kills a lot of comedians-turned-humorists: lack of pacing in the written medium. It’s one thing to be brilliant at writing jokes, but funny prose requires an altogether different process. Jokes must be finessed onto a page. Written words need to be romanced with a bouquet and a lasagna dinner. The writer has to find the rhythm. The writer must know when to beat the drum a slow staccato or when to roll off a manic solo that doesn’t leave the mind a moment to pause or rest. The writer must know how to heighten anticipation the way a comedian will agitate the audience with a pause: counting one and two and three, waiting for that collective intake of breath . . . right before donkey-punching them in the funny bone. Being merely clever, or translating their stage act to paper, doesn’t make a book funny.

Lack of translation from the stage to the page (ha, I made a rhyme) doesn’t just stop at pacing and timing. Moving from a live format removes a lot of tools in a comedian’s arsenal. Facial expressions. Gestures. Pantomime. Tone of voice, volume of voice. Mimicry. Very few comics can stand on the stage with a flat face without moving and be funny; the ones who can always come off like they had to make the difficult choice between comedy and serial killing. A writer, though, doesn’t have the tools that a comedian has. The story must spin out a different way. Writers can only use words, and fuck me if writing funny material isn’t enormously challenging. I have days where I’d rather gouge out my eye with a pickaxe than to try to write something funny. It’s hard even to do the mediocre job that I do.

Of course, some writers, like David Sedaris, have the gift of both oral and written comedy. He falls under the category of “People who have way too much talent, and why didn’t you leave any for the rest of us? Fuck.”

I can’t blame comedians for wanting to write books. It seems that, across the board, many creative types end up wanting to haul out a ream of paper and cement their legacies with a few well-penned phrases. If you’re a comedian and you’re thinking about writing a book, just remember this: I found Bill Cosby’s book in a thrift store for fifty cents, and I didn’t even finish reading it. I’m pretty sure it’s under my futon right now, because I wouldn’t use an old book for a coaster any more than I would open it up and lick it.

(Excuse me a sec while I go into convulsions after imagining putting a dust-saturated book up to my mouth.)

What are your experiences with books by comedians? Like ‘em, love ‘em, hate ‘em? Don’t read ‘em? Who does make you laugh? Drop it in los commentos (I am so brilliant at Spanish and that was not at all culturally insensitive) below!