Hello, booksluttians! Today, we are introducing a new segment that I’m calling Prompt Impromptu. Prompt Impromptu will consist of . . . well, an impromptu writing prompt. It’s pretty self-explanatory, I guess.
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While I was clearing the spam, I thought to myself, “I bet our readers could write up some pretty funny spam.” BOOM. This idea was born.
Your challenge today is simple: write me a funny spam comment on this-here blog post. I will read them, and whichever one makes me laugh the most by noon tomorrow (EDT) wins. Unleash your inner spammer, and be as creative as you want; work alone, or with partners, whatever you can imagine. (Clearly, you can just about be as foul as you want, too. Within reasonable limits. Don’t make me vomit, or anything.)
Oh, and uh, there’s no actual prize. I’m just gonna make a graphic. Which you could proudly display anywhere you like, for it will be yours!
Go forth and be spamtastic!
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