Spamtastic: The Prompt Impromptu Winner!

15 April 2012 by 7 Comments

Yesterday, we had a competition to see who could write the best spam. Everyone put forth their best spammy efforts, and I have to say, I would hire each and every one of you if I ran a spam business. But there was one spam entry that made me snort especially hard, and that was from (insert drumroll here):


His entry:

Laser hair surgery and eye removal. Well-tested techno-logical break-through. Garanteed to make you look the new you. Turn a Blind Eye on Your Old You! Make a Appointment now!

I think it was the “eye removal” part that had me in stitches, especially in combination with “Turn a Blind Eye on Your Old You!” Congrats, Rise! As you can see, I made you a Spam trophy. Here’s a smaller version in case you want to display it proudly somewhere:

Stay tuned for our next Prompt Impromtu, which will likely be just as random, whenever the inspiration strikes.


Susie is the Bitch-in-Chief at IB and is also a contributor at Book Riot. She's an ice cream connoisseur, an art fanatic, a cat-mommy of three, and a wife. She runs the @thebooksluts Twitter account and may be slightly addicted.

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