Yesterday, we had a competition to see who could write the best spam. Everyone put forth their best spammy efforts, and I have to say, I would hire each and every one of you if I ran a spam business. But there was one spam entry that made me snort especially hard, and that was from (insert drumroll here):

Rise!

His entry:

Laser hair surgery and eye removal. Well-tested techno-logical break-through. Garanteed to make you look the new you. Turn a Blind Eye on Your Old You! Make a Appointment now!

http://www.itsdnewyou.com

I think it was the “eye removal” part that had me in stitches, especially in combination with “Turn a Blind Eye on Your Old You!” Congrats, Rise! As you can see, I made you a Spam trophy. Here’s a smaller version in case you want to display it proudly somewhere:

Stay tuned for our next Prompt Impromtu, which will likely be just as random, whenever the inspiration strikes.