I have a lot of stuffs to do today, and I also slept really late? and also, my allergies are making my brain all fuzzy. Fuzzy brain = not writing very well. Because lack of thinky.
Here are some kitten-related things instead.
The WORLD’s most luxurious stuffed cats–srsly:
No, srsly. IN THE WORLD. That’s why some of them cost more than a HUNDRED DOLLARS… and then your kids actually get to play with them, amirite? Because I would let my sticky-fingered child handle a hundred-dollar stuffed animal.
(They don’t even LOOK THAT MUCH LIKE REAL CATS. For a hundred bones, they better be science-grade replicas.)


“It feels like really softer, and it feels like you’re a princess.”
Hold the fucking phone, girl. I have a really REAL cat, and I do not feel like a princess when I’m petting her. I mostly feel like a woman who has a cat.
Maybe you’re doing it wrong.
Maybe the “princess” part is because they are not real cats–my real cats treat me more like I am the mommyslave of food dispensing and grand taker of the poop in the litter box.
I probably SHOULD wear my tiara when I pet my fake cat.
Hello kittens! I love you :D
This makes me want to give up my family and become a cat lady. Except I don’t want to undergo “the operation”.
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