Cunts Need Music, Too.
You know what was the fucking BEST about being a young person constantly on the lookout for new music in the mid-90s? The goddamn riot grrrl movement.
In case you’re not familiar, the grrrls were underground punk rock feminists. They sang songs about things I didn’t even know you COULD sing songs about. Rape, abuse, patriarchy – fucking vaginas, man. Sex and sexuality. Not in couched terms, either.
What does an admitted Music
Snob Slut do when called a cunt?
Well…she could go the route Amy chose and write an open letter. But really, Amy is far better at that than I am.
I could have written an angry rant, or chosen to be offended, but – really? I’m so not.
So instead I made a playlist.
A playlist celebrating cunts, pussies, boxes and vaginas.
There’s lots of grrrl stuff on here, but other things that will make you laugh or dance.
I’m going to keep this short (what, me?) cos I want you guys to at least listen to SOME of these songs. Maybe I’m a lazy cunt for not writing more, but really, what more do you need?
Turn the volume up, point your cunt at the stereo and treat it to some songs celebrating the lady-bits. Your cunt will appreciate it, I promise.
Unfortunately, there are issues with embedding today (or maybe I’m just an incompetent female that’s incapable of figuring out such technology – I mean, you can’t expect someone with a vagina to be able to figure shit like this out. I need a white wine spritzer and a wet washcloth for my forehead). So, you’ll have to click through to get to the playlist. [Ed note: TOTALLY WORTH IT, CLICK CLICK CLICK! – Susie]