Somebody won a PRIZE! Click to find out if it was you! Also, I hate my computer to death.

I wish I knew who made this but I do not. This is how I have felt about technology for a week now.

So, my laptop took a dump last week–specifically, my hard drive took a dump last week. My laptop was inoperable for days; I ended up opening it up (because I’m techy like that) and swapping out the hard drive from my brand-spanky-new external hard drive that was, thankfully, still empty. The old hard drive that has all of my stuff on it? FUBAR. All recovery attempts have failed.

It turns out that our desktop computer isn’t exactly the most up-to-date, either. I have been itching to bash it in with the nearest heavy object. Husband is in the process of convincing himself to build a new one, so, that might be cool. In the meanwhile, I’ve lost all of my files, including the redesign I’ve been working on for IB. I know. It’s the most sad. Luckily, my lovely friend Dawna had a copy of my front page layout for this blog and the food blog I was working on (I don’t even want to think about how much research I lost in my bookmarks–I just, I can’t even. So many links. So many articles) so I don’t have to start totally from scratch. Still, this will likely delay the redesign just a tad.

SIGH.

But, you probably didn’t click over to hear my tales of computer woes. You probably clicked over to see if you won the giveaway for Action, Figure by Frank Hinton. And one of you probably did! After plugging the total number of chances that people had to win into Random.org, I clicked and counted down until I reached the magical comment. The winner of this lovely, tiny, hardcore book is . . . . .

Tyler Crumrine! Who won with this tableau entry (see? The extra chances DO HELP!):

“Of Mice and Men,” as represented by Transformers. Click through to see the context of this dramatic reenactment.

Congratulations! E-mail me at insatiablebooksluts@gmail.com with your address and I’ll send it along to you.

Woohoo!

Thanks to everyone who entered! Please keep your eyes peeled for future giveaways!

Giveaway! Win a paper copy of Action, Figure by Frank Hinton.

Crappy instagram photo of THE GRAND PRIZE!

about the book (from the publisher’s website):

In a war-torn wasteland someone wakes wounded and blind to a life they don’t remember or understand. Halfway across the world a woman builds an intricate city out of personal debris to celebrate a brief period of happiness. Just downstairs a man sits meditating before his rumbling clothes dryer contemplating harsh realities of adulthood that seem to be rushing forth to consume. These are the lives of Frank and Lili, two roommates and sometimes lovers unable to accept or cope with anything but each other.

Set amongst an unknown exploding city and Halifax, the city that once exploded, Action, Figure moves within and merges streaming consciousness, self-loathing, and the recovering mind as three lost souls move to scaffold realities they don’t accept. To cope they attack themselves in whatever way they can, hoping that whatever survives will see through to better days.

Before I let you guys in on the details of this sweet, sweet giveaway, I’d like to tell you the heartwarming story of how I came to own this book.

Back in, oh, April or March or something, maybe May–I’m not so good with dates–I purchased a package of ebooks from Tiny Hardcore Press, which has some very reasonably priced e-books. One of the books I wanted–Action, Figure–wasn’t due out until June, so I e-mailed and said, ohay, can I add this book and then receive it later? And instead of being all “NO that would be TOO MUCH WORK FOR US” like many people would, the lovely folks at THP said “Sure! Please do!” Rad.

June came and went, and I didn’t think about it until July (or August, like I said, not good with le dates), but I hadn’t received my book. No bigs; I know THP is a pretty small operation, and I wasn’t upset about it. I e-mailed and was informed that the book’s release had been delayed. Again, no bigs. I was happy enough that they responded quickly, courteously, and with the information I needed. (Really, things happen–it’s how companies deal with it that matters, amirite?)

Some more time went by and I saw on Twitter that they were talking about a forthcoming book. And I remembered that other book that I had ordered, so I tweeted at them that I’d never received it. THP got back with me right away; Roxane Gay, the publisher, not only apologized immediately, but she offered to send me a free paper copy of the book since I’d had to wait. My first instinct was to say “no thank you” since I have a small mountain of books that don’t even have homes on a shelf right now. Then I thought, “Wait! I could GIVE THIS BOOK AWAY to my lovely blogfriends.” A few days later, the book arrived. (And it’s LITTLE! Which shouldn’t be a surprise, I guess, with a name like Tiny Hardcore Press. It’s more like a square than a rectangle. It’s cute!)

If you’d like to win this book, here’s what you do:

1) Leave a comment on this blog. Mandatory. This is the only way to enter this giveaway, and you only have to do this in order to be entered. The rest is extra.

2) Bonus: For one extra chance to win, share the link to this giveaway on Twitter, your blog, or Tumblr. When you do, come back here and add the link to that tweet or post as a reply to your original comment. (You can also use Facebook, but I must be able to see it–if it’s set to “friends only” and I can’t see it, it won’t count and I’ll pick another winner if that’s the post I landed on.) You can only get one point total no matter how often you share it.

3) Bonus: For two more additional chances to win, create a tableau with dolls/action figures/etc from a book you love (a la the cover of Action, Figure), take a photo, and share the photo via social media, linking the giveaway. I’ll probably pin the photos, so by choosing this option to get the votes, you agree to that. Get as crazy and creative as you want. When you’re done sharing, leave the link in a reply to your original comment. (Again, if you use Facebook, I have to be able to access it.) Make sure you tell us what the scene is about and what book it’s from!

This giveaway ends on Sunday, November 25, at 11:59pm. So get your entries in today!

Marginalia Giveaway WINNER!

Look at these sexy books that you get. Well, if you won. Statistically, if you’re reading this, you probably won’t get them.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a WINNER for our highly-coveted, scribbled-in books. Since I forgot to actually set a deadline, I announced on Twitter the other day (and updated the post) that the deadline would be yesterday.

I’m super-stoked to announce the winner. Of course, since we limited the entry to people that we “know”, I would be excited to announce any winner. Today’s winner is special to me personally, though; I was glad when I counted down the comments and I landed on this person’s entry. I’ve actually had some face-time with this person! We sat outside a coffee shop and smoked and discussed literature and the future and oh god I just quit smoking and I want a cigarette a lot WHY CAN’T I HAVE ONE (stomps around and throws things)

Ahem.

I mean, here’s the winner.

(drumroll)

The winner is . . . . .

(I just realized I mis-timed that drumroll so here it is again: drumroll)

…….

MANDY from Adventures in Borkdom!

Mandy, please e-mail me and give me your address so we can send off the books! YAY!

Thanks to everyone who entered and participated! If I could send all of you books, I totally would. But then I would have no more books.

EXCITING NEWS! + Our last anniversary giveaway.

You guys. YOU GUYS. I have the best news.

You all know Amy, right? Y’know, Amy–she writes lovely reviews for us and invented the DEATH MATCH (which we will bring back, I promise–it’s just on hiatus, not gone forever):

I am pleased and joyous and bursting with pride to tell you that OUR AMY wrote a book. Did I tell you that already? Well, I’m telling you again, because today is a special day. Today is the day that Amy’s book hit the market. It’s on sale now! RIGHT NOW. It comes in ebook format for $3.99, OR the paperback version is on sale right now for $7.99. (I ordered one of each. Because I love Amy THE MOST. Also, I am the most proud of her.)

What is this magical book? It’s a book of poetry!

WAIT NO COME BACK!

Out of True is a slim volume of poetry, 98 pages. This is what Amy said about the book:

“It’s 20 years in the making and has poetry from the past twenty years of my life. A little bit from here, a little bit from there. Hopefully (if I’ve done my job) you shouldn’t be able to tell the difference. There are poems about a little bit of everything: magic and zombies and summer and trees and Diogenes and Delilah and snow and love and loss. Something for everyone, hopefully.”

In other words, it’s Amy bound up in pages (or kilobytes). She was awesome enough to send over a poem so you could read it and see how not-scary her poetry is. Because um, clearly? I can’t review this book. I am insanely biased and I would tell you to go buy like fifty copies if I wrote a review. Y’all know I try to keep it real when reviewing, so instead, here is a sample for you to read:

Downed Wires

Last night you came to me and told me
to stop looking. You were older
than I remember you. You would be,
of course; a lifetime has passed.
I still recognized you, but barely.
It was your eyes that clued me in, and the
hesitancy with your hands when you speak.
You still do that.

You smelled of the lake where you used
to spend your summers
and of exhaustion, high, hot, electric. The air
thrummed between us. I put out my hand
and relished the shock. Our
hair flickers like seaweed in the charged air.

Let me go, you said. Let me go
and you’ll be free. The sound
of water lapped lazy in the background.
I watched your eyes for a sign. Your words
weight me like stones in my pockets.

The boy you were runs past us
in the background, calling over
his shoulder. This is where I’ll be,
when I go, he says.
Find me. Come and find me.
Not finding something
doesn’t mean you’ve stopped looking.

Let me go, you say, but you know I won’t.
You grip my wrist in panic, a circlet of fire,
and I burn to ash.
Your eyes both judge me and thank me.
I live in the intersection of this Venn diagram.
I mindlessly trace the path like a labyrinth.
My feet know the way. To walk outside
would be madness.
To walk outside would be to lose you.
To walk outside would be to lose myself.

(blinks) I’m a little verklempt. Talk amongst yourselves.

In other news, we also have our last giveaway. Now, I’m sorry that people who have already won giveaways have not yet received their prizes. THEY ARE COMING. (I know nobody has gotten them? Because I have been very busy and I haven’t gotten to send them. I’m way sorry. Things have been hectic in Casa del Rodarme. I haven’t even been able to tweet much as much as usual, which, we all know I basically live on Twitter. One day, I didn’t get to tweet at all and I think I almost had a seizure or something.)

This giveaway is a special giveaway, and I’ve decided it’s only going to be open to people that have been following us. That having been said, there’s no way for me to tell you whether or not you should enter. It’s safe to say that if you’ve been here for awhile, even if you don’t comment much, you can enter this giveaway. I don’t have any way to check to see if people have been reading us, so I’m going to trust y’all on the honor system. (Basically, if you found us through this post that someone RT’d, please, don’t enter this one. We do lots of giveaways! You can enter the next one, I promise!)

The reason that I want it to be open just to people who have been following us is that it’s kind of a personal giveaway. Amy, Rob and I have put together a trio of books that are meaningful or special to us; each book was selected by a separate bookslut, so they don’t really go together thematically or anything. Rob chose Interview with the Vampire; I chose Naked by David Sedaris; Amy chose The Moon is Always Female by Marge Piercy. After we chose and acquired the books, we shamelessly defaced them.

Defaced?!

Yep. We wrote in the books. The books are full of notes from us to you.

My hope is that it kind of feels like you get to read books that we love along with us, which is why I only want it to be open to people who, y’know, know us. I don’t think that other people would probably even want to read books that we’ve scribbled in, heh. It would be strange. (Also, this is my actual copy of Naked that I’ve used here. The one I’ve owned for ten years or so and carted all around the country with me. I love you guys THAT MUCH. For realsies.)

Note: I failed to put a deadline on this, so I am making Sunday, August 12 the deadline. 11:59pm Eastern, as usual.

So, if you’d like to win the Insatiable Bookslut Trio of Defaced Books, please drop a comment down below and tell me you’re in! Do not forget, also, to swing by and check out Amy’s new book! WE LOVE YOU AMY!

P.S. Sorry if I seem a little cracked out writing this post. It’s because I am SO EXCITE. And also I just woke up. AND ALSO–wait no, that’s all.

 

GIVEAWAY WINNERS!

YAY! WINNERS!

So. I finally drew the winners. But before I announce the winners, I have some sad news.

The Statue of Liberty magnet from prize package #4 has been decapitated.

I discovered the body late last night, and have cleared the crime scene to look for evidence. I have three suspects, all furry.

Actually, the prize packages will probably all have like, random cat fur stuck to them, because my three little darlings are shedding like fucking crazy right now in this heat and it is getting everywhere. I’m going to clean them off as best I can, but if you’ve got a serious cat allergy you might want to pass on it. Sorry, I probably could have put the prizes in a sealed box, but that would have been responsible and I am not awesome at that. And sorry to winner of the #4 package, as you will be less one magnet.

Now, on to the happy news! THE WINNERS!

(drumroll)

Package #1 Winner: Elise!
Package #2 Winner: Suzanne!
Package #3 Winner: Ann!*
Package #4 Winner: Leanne!
Package #5 Winner: Emily!
Package #6 Winner: Alison Law!
Package #7 Winner: Kristy S.!
Package #8 Winner: Danzel!

*(We had two Anns, but this one went by just “Ann” with no second name. Her entry is right under Carl’s.)

And the winners of the postcards. Like I said, I basically entered everyone for postcards because I drew them last. If you don’t want yours, e-mail me and let me know and I’ll send it to someone else, dammit:

sj, Hannah, Jennabenda, Heather (from Between the Covers), Obsessive Bookworm, Nicolle

Congratulations to EVERYONE! YAY!

HERE IS WHAT YOU DO NEXT:

E-mail your mailing address to moi at insatiablebooksluts@gmail.com . Please let me know which prize package that you won/who you are if your mailing info doesn’t match your entry info, because I get confused sometimes! And sorry to Leanne for my cats beheading your magnet :(

I will get your prizes out as soon as possible!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE.

If you’ve been a longtime reader, be on the lookout–we have one more prize up our sleeves. It’s only going to be open to the people who visit us frequently, or have been following us for awhile*. Stay tuned!

*If you’re sad about this, please don’t be. It’s kind of a more personal prize, and I’m not even sure anybody but them would even want it.

Giveaway WINNER! The Earthquake Machine by Mary Pauline Lowry

Trophies

Better than winning all of these girls' basketball trophies.

We have a WINNER! And the winner is . . . .

(drumroll)

Jeffrey!

Congratulations!

Please e-mail us at insatiablebooksluts@gmail.com and give us your address so we can show up at your door wearing nothing but smiles and strategically placed copies of Jane Austen novels so we can mail off your prize!

Thanks to everyone who participated. Next time, it might be you!

Book Giveaway: The Earthquake Machine by Mary Pauline Lowry

What is it time for, my bookslutty friends? A GIVEAWAY, that’s what! We are giving away our copy of The Earthquake Machine by Mary Pauline Lowry. After we discussed it recently, we decided that we wanted to share the book love with one of our readers. (Note that this book has graphic sex themes–it’s not trashy or anything, but if that kind of thing makes you uncomfortable, I just wanted to mention it so you weren’t all “Booksluts, WTF? What is this book you sent me that has all the sex in it?”)

Ready to enter? Here’s how!

Leave a comment on this post stating your intentions to enter the giveaway.

For extra credit, tweet about our giveaway and reply to your original comment with a link to your tweet. You’ll get another shot at winning!

For more extra credit, share our giveaway on Facebook. Tag us or leave a comment with a link to a screenshot that you shared it. (You can blur or block out anything that isn’t immediately relevant, for privacy issues.)

This giveaway will run until 7 p.m. Eastern time on Tuesday, April 24. The extra credit will only get you ONE additional chance to win per item, regardless of how many times you share it. We won’t make you spam your followers just to win something.

Are you the most excited? We are! Enter to win in the comments!